You might be a Calder Girl if...

You LITERALLY pee your pants from laughing at least once a month.

You run out of mustard twice as fast as ketchup and mayonnaise.

You have never ordered soda at a restaurant.

You lose everything you touch.

You have never been on time to anything in your entire life.

You can eat 5 serving of fruit and not have diarrhea.

You can eat mashed potatoes for every meal.

You’re wearing BYU clothes before you have the chance to decide if you like it or not.

You always have some kind of ice cream in your fridge.

You’d rather stay in a tent than a hotel.

You have family parties just for the heck of it.

You are an expert in card games.

You cry when you lose a basketball game.

You make at least 6 different kinds of baked goods in one day.

Your competitive side comes out in everything you do.

You sing at the top of our lungs just because it’s fun.

You can run around in your house naked.

You can talk about “girl stuff” 24/7.

You spend more money on food for the neighbor kids than your own family.

You always have a party going on at your house that you didn’t know about and… EVERYONE’s invited.

You leave your Christmas tree up till March.

You’ve never read more than 5 books in your life.

More will come when they enter my brain ;)